You are so transparent, no one believes you are sick today... phoning it in on a 76 degree Friday. Yeah, right, it's not our first time at the rodeo cowgirl.
To boot, you're hungover, from that horrible happy hour at Elevate downtown, where you consumed  poisonous low grade sake and cat-food quality tuna. ICK.

GET OFF THE COUCH, get on your cruiser and roll down to World Cafe where from 2:00-7:00 they are serving $5 Blueberry Margaritas and $6 plates of Silver Dollar Blueberry Pancakes at the bar.
You'll be feeling berry good in no time!

Team, if you lived 24 hours in my shoes, you'd know why I've been absent from my sweet snarky boozy blog, of late. It's not because I don't love you it's just that... I'm getting my MASTERS!
(No, not in alcohol sciences, thank you very much!) Its so damn hard to draft while you've got a drippy drink in your hand, much less draw straight lines- ya know?
That being said- I miss you and I KNOW you've missed me.
The weather has been outrageously warm ( Sorry East Coast)  and snowing sunshine, which has been making Cheech and I itch for the ol' rooftop.
In fact, I think we might hit the Standard Downtown on Wednesday and of course, HIGH!
Its going to be 80 again this weekend so dig it:

HIGH has made drinking with a view affordable, so get your booty of the roof!

Sunday Funday Join us every Sunday from 1pm to 10pm for $5 Mimosas - OJ, Passionfruit, Elderberry or Strawberry, $5 Beer specials, $5 featured Sunday Funday Shots & other drink specials, $20 bottles of Champagne and 25% off food.