Yeah, you read that right. Don't front. I've referenced GOOP- Gwyneth Paltrow's blog.
Don't worry, I hate her too, but you know this nugget of info is worth it- so thanks Skinny Bones, you're not totally ridiculous! After all cause this one is for the HANGOVER YA'LL!!!

(not the movie) shhh shh shh shut up! . This is what you do:
 
FIRST: You move to New York. 
THEN: You buy the aptly named MERCY- which looks like Red Bull but if it were made by  rockabilly girls who love a sky blue palatte.
AND THEN:  You DRINK IT while you are drinking like a 3rd time bridesmaid.

If you can't do that , struggle down to the bodega run by the Korean guys ( you know the oone) and get:
a packet of Advil, 
a Gatorade, 
Diet Coke, 
an Evian, 
a Salted Carmel gelato from N'Ice Cream, 
a Bagel Special from Abbott's Habit 
and cocktail from last night and you'll be fine!

For more Hangover Cures you can't have, check GOOP.

There are some things that are much too daunting a task to take on alone i.e: tax returns, changing a tire, taking down the Christmas decorations and  the New Years Eve Options in Venice  list.
Thankfully, Venice Paparazzi does it for me EVERY YEAR. 
Thank god. 

Now back to getting those decs down...

1. I'm gonna update the blog more! YEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Repeat Resolution #1.

Okay now that this mind-blowing proclamation has been made,  I wipe my brow and get down to another list: New Venice Curiosities to explore:

1. Why is Oscar's Cerveteca  ( Cerveteca: un espacio de encuentro cultural que gira alrededor de la cerveza y de todo lo relacionado con ella. ) so DANG expensive?  Oscar, por favor, give us a little happy hour so we can try your fare! Mira! - the neighborhood your "neighborhood joint" is in overwhelmingly populated by the artisticly underemployed or the wincingly frugal. SHOW SOME AMORE! $6 friend pickles for $3? Eh? Unless of course THIS Oscar is the same as the meltingly handsome waiter Oscar at Gjelina, which in that case....bring me a glass of cold water. 

2. Zinc bar. I like Zinc, it really kicks a cold's hold on your body if you pile enough lozenges on your tongue. Will the beverages served at this space formerly knows as EpoxyBox do the same?  I mean my Dad always said, assprin chased with Scotch will cure anything. I was perving in the windows the other weekend and well, I really like the tile work ( as an Urban Mermaid would) and all their Bistro-esque appointments. But whatcha gonna serve guys, and when does happy hour start?

I'm full of questions: seeking answers< Comment away!