I had to interrupt my regularly scheduled eating and drinking with my family to bring you this important message. HOME JAMES IS BACK! (sort of) When I lived in London, I found the existance of  "Scooter Man" to be revolutionary,  then I moved to L.A. and voila! HOME JAMES launched- and I was instantly their best customer. (Then Home James closed abrubtly,  and I never left Venice again. )What the hell am I talking about? THIS IS WHAT: You call this ( genius!) service, a delightful and often handsome man shows up to the bar where you are embarassingly drunk, he charmingly walks you to your car, tosses you in the passenger seat and  his big bag in the trunk, and DRIVES YOUR DRUNK ASS HOME IN YOUR OWN CAR. What then? 
Mr. ThankYouSoMuchYouAreTheBestGuyEverAreYouSureYouDon'tWantToComeIn rides off on his clever little scooter that he magic'd out of that big bag in your trunk! This phenomenon of outrageous helpfulness has resurfaced as YDriveLA.com. Plug this number into your phone right now 888- 401-DUI7 and go to their website. And tell all of your friends. For $38- you can afford to drink and not ruin your life! Hooray!