Holy crap. I have REALLY been trying to resist WRITING ABOUT F*#$ING FOOD TRUCKS because EVERYONE does and its getting so banal. 
SUM: There are food trucks in LA, they have plentiful calories to ruin your bikini body, they will find you. BUT: They have been known to make a mess, take your street parking, and steal business from local restaurants. FIN.
Two food trucks pulled into my email driveway this morning and I am going to disgust myself and mention them. Okay- hold my hair, here we go.

I Heart Fruit Truck: Will be stationed on AK near SA on the weekends. Why do I like it? 1. Fruit keeps you skinny, pretty and healthy. 2. If you run out of cocktail garnish or sangria ingredients, VIOLA!, just run down to the cart!
ASIDE ( it also reminds me of my favorite line from Pretty Woman where those two tramps are in the bar and trashy sweet Kit is eating from the bartenders garnish container and he says " Kit, this is not a buffet" or something along those lines.)


Familia Camarena Tequila Taco Truck: In another moment of marketing wizardry, and servicing the summer beach crowds' relentless pursuit of tequila... this tequila company is serving up tacos infused with tequila. They are also promising " tequila tastings" but not sure how they are going to execute that ...

so... see you on the curb I guess!(?)