Yeah, you read that right. Don't front. I've referenced GOOP- Gwyneth Paltrow's blog.
Don't worry, I hate her too, but you know this nugget of info is worth it- so thanks Skinny Bones, you're not totally ridiculous! After all cause this one is for the HANGOVER YA'LL!!!

(not the movie) shhh shh shh shut up! . This is what you do:
 
FIRST: You move to New York. 
THEN: You buy the aptly named MERCY- which looks like Red Bull but if it were made by  rockabilly girls who love a sky blue palatte.
AND THEN:  You DRINK IT while you are drinking like a 3rd time bridesmaid.

If you can't do that , struggle down to the bodega run by the Korean guys ( you know the oone) and get:
a packet of Advil, 
a Gatorade, 
Diet Coke, 
an Evian, 
a Salted Carmel gelato from N'Ice Cream, 
a Bagel Special from Abbott's Habit 
and cocktail from last night and you'll be fine!

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